"that's just a phone. Don't get carried away."

"you're just a monkey."

lol wut?

Vicious V & Cynic

Never trust anyone who cannot list their assumptions.

Wise words for life?

actions speak louder than words

3:09 / Maintain - Strange Fruit Project


"truth is a language i will spend my life learning to speak"
-unknown

Coffee Break

Tim Horton's = the SHIT
End of story.

Worlds Greatest Magician

The Amazing Johnathan!



I wish I could find one with psychic Tanya! Everyone of his shows is just fucking brilliant... Nothing but respect for the amazing johnathan and Jeff Dunham too, both are comic geniuses. Check out Jeff Dunham, if you haven't heard of him, he's become really popular now so I wont post a video but you can probably turn on comedy central and catch his newest special. Not standard stand-up but they are two of the very best at what they do. Which I guess is clever prop comedy. So basically the antithesis of carrot top.

"Excuse me ma'am do you like birds?"

Amazing. This beats the NY Times' info graphic team's graph of streets in america named after candy

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/index_files/image042.png

The Genius of Kid Koala

I think this one is called Drunk Trumpet.

Ohclintbomb

Gota love ytmnd





Flight of the Conchords.

If you've never seen them on HBO I suggest you get your eyeballs on that. The theme song for their show is soooo good.
Inner...inner city... madness.... Pure gold.


"dragon tears, which we all know...turn into jellybeans"
-Albi the racist dragon