"that's just a phone. Don't get carried away."

"you're just a monkey."

lol wut?

Vicious V & Cynic

Never trust anyone who cannot list their assumptions.

Wise words for life?

actions speak louder than words

3:09 / Maintain - Strange Fruit Project


"truth is a language i will spend my life learning to speak"
-unknown

Coffee Break

Tim Horton's = the SHIT
End of story.

Worlds Greatest Magician

The Amazing Johnathan!



I wish I could find one with psychic Tanya! Everyone of his shows is just fucking brilliant... Nothing but respect for the amazing johnathan and Jeff Dunham too, both are comic geniuses. Check out Jeff Dunham, if you haven't heard of him, he's become really popular now so I wont post a video but you can probably turn on comedy central and catch his newest special. Not standard stand-up but they are two of the very best at what they do. Which I guess is clever prop comedy. So basically the antithesis of carrot top.

"Excuse me ma'am do you like birds?"